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I reckon it’s like Amélie’s “little pleasures” – y’know, “dipping her hand into sacks of grain”? Except it’s some geezer’s mitts slidin’ over yer back, easin’ the stress from all them KPIs and team-buildin’ bollocks. Had me first go last week – bloody hell, I was gobsmacked! Thought it’d be all awkward, like a bad appraisal meetin’, but nah – pure bliss, mate. Got me thinkin’, “This is what peak performance feels like!” Nearly cried, I did – not cos I’m soft, but cos it was that good. Then I got raging – why ain’t this on the company wellness plan? Stingy gits upstairs, sittin’ on their arses, missin’ out!

We offer a wide range of erotic and sensual massages

Hier kun je genieten van een ervaring die volledig is afgestemd op jouw wensen, in een intieme en comfortabele setting. Of je nu op zoek bent naar een traditionele massage of een meer .

Next, I head back to the clinic, and my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy, asking if I wanna grab a drink later. I’m like, “Sure, but first, I gotta deal with a parrot.” Yep, a parrot. This one’s on Laan van de Korenbloem. The owner says it’s been squawking non-stop. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.”

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