Audrey Spijkenisse Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – whores back in old Europe, they’d sing to lure suckers in. True story! Heard it from some crusty professor type. *Whore* in my head, she’s beltin’ out a tune, all sultry, while the town burns down ‘round her. Gets me all fired up – happy, sad, pissed off, all at once! She’s a real piece o’ work, lemme tell ya.

Which moving services do we provide in Spijkenisse?

Large and small removals · Household contents and furniture transport · Moving elevator whore · Urgent removals · Packing and unpacking service · Furniture storage.

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s got a toddler in one hand and a shopping list in the other. She’s yelling at the kid, “Don’t touch that!” while the kid’s reaching for a chocolate bar. I’m just trying to ring up the snacks, and she’s like, “Excuse me, can you help me find the diapers?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a cashier, not a tour guide!” But I point her to the baby aisle on de Kade, and she bolts off.

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