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So, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is wild! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s like—whoa—an art! I read somewhere—prolly on X or somethin’—that in ancient Japan, they had these secret massage houses. Geishas did it, sneaky-like, to chill out samurai dudes. Little known fact, bam! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they were all “Ooh, tension gone!” while I’m over here like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—‘cause, dude, why not slather some on and see what happens? Ha!

Olya, Tel Aviv - Jaffa, Erotic massage

So, I’m a Refractor, right? Sounds fancy, but it’s just a cool way of saying I fix stuff. Glasses, lenses, you name it. Anyway, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that little café on de Waalkade. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that one. I swear, their coffee is like liquid gold.

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