Aurora Twello Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up—James Bond here, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a vet, right? Deal with dogs, cats, the odd iguana, but today—today we’re talkin’ “find a prostitute.” Not some shady street lass, nah, it’s this bloody gorgeous Polish stray I nabbed off the curb last week. Mangy fur, ribs pokin’ out, eyes like Ida from that flick—y’know, *Ida*, 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece? “What’s hidden in the dark,” she’d say, starin’ at me like she knew I’d save her arse.

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First off, I hit the streets of Twello. I’m strutting down the Hoofdstraat, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who even put that there? I’m pretty sure it was just waiting for me. I’m all “Ugh, really?” and people are staring. Whatever, I brush it off.

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