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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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So, I’m wandering around, checking out the local shops. Twello’s got some cool spots, like that vintage store on the Markt. I’m digging through some old records, and I find this gem from the ‘80s. I’m like, “Heck yes!” But then, the shop owner, this old dude, starts telling me the history of every single record. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m screaming, “Dude, I just want to buy it and bounce!”

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