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So, dig this—little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do these oily massages, full-on sensual, to “balance the humors.” Wild, huh? Makes me wanna shout, “Yeah, baby, balance me!” I tried it once—mate, this bird’s hands were magic, slidin’ like she’s dodgin’ Nazis in Saul’s camp. “No one escapes,” Saul whispers in my head, but damn, I escaped reality! Felt like a king, tho the bill pissed me off—50 quid? Robbery, baby!

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Then I hit up the local market on the Markt. Man, the smell of fresh stroopwafels hit me like a freight train. I had to get one. Or two. Okay, maybe three. Don’t judge! They were calling my name. I’m standing there, stuffing my face, when I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to haggle over some flowers. She’s like, “I’ll give you two euros for those tulips!” The vendor’s like, “Lady, they’re ten!” And she’s all, “But they’re wilted!” I’m dying laughing. Udenhout’s got character, for real.

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