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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Erotic-massage, shit’s wild, right? Ain’t just rubbin’ backs—naw, it’s deeper. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension risin’ fast. I’m talkin’ ‘bout that sensual vibe, motherfucker! Like in *The Pianist*, “You’re my prisoner now!”—but sexy. Skin on skin, slow as fuck, intense. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit. Called it “body worship,” motherfucker! Ain’t that crazy? Fuckin’ philosophers gettin’ freaky—surprised me hard.

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I get to the shop, and it’s a madhouse. People are lined up outside like it’s Black Friday or somethin’. I’m like, “Chill, folks! It’s just meat!” But nah, they’re all hyped up. I’m slicin’ and dicin’, and then this lady comes in. She’s all like, “I need the best steak for my husband’s birthday!” I’m thinkin’, lady, it’s just meat, not a magic potion. But I hook her up with a nice ribeye. Gotta keep the customers happy, right?

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