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About Amsterdam

So, I’m lyin’ there last week—some bird’s hands all oiled up, workin’ me knots, and I’m floatin’, happy as a pig in muck. Sexual-massage, right? It’s not just bonkin’—it’s the slow burn, the tease, the “oh blimey, that’s the spot!” Bit like *Boyhood*’s quiet moments—y’know, “It’s always right now,” Mason’s dad says. That’s it—right now, her thumbs diggin’ in, I’m alive, mate! But—cor—when they rush it? Skimp on the oil? I’m ragin’—gimme the full monty or sod off!

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I duck into a shop on the Kerkstraat to escape the rain. It’s a cute little place, selling all sorts of random stuff. I find this ridiculous hat and put it on. I’m looking in the mirror, and I’m like, “This is my new accountant look.” I take a selfie, obviously. Gotta document the madness.

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