Sofia Velsen Zuid Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, dig this—back in ’69 (heh, nice), I stumbled into this underground massage joint in Soho. Dim lights, velvet curtains, some chick named Velvetina workin’ my back like she’s crackin’ a spy code. Little known fact—sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay, baby, it’s ancient! Egyptians were rubbin’ each other silly with lotus oil, gettin’ all freaky-deaky. Made me happy as a hippie on hash—smooth moves, total bliss, yeah!

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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