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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m the Gardener, dig? Groovy vibes flowin’, talkin’ erotic-massage, shagadelic stuff! Picture this—me, Austin Powers, spillin’ the beans to ya, all casual like. Erotic-massage, it’s far out, man! Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, pure ’60s freedom, ya dig? Watched "White Material" last night—Claire Denis, 2009, my fave, yeah! That flick’s got tension, heat, like a good rub-down. “I’m alone, I’m alone,” she says—kinda like me waitin’ for a massage bird to show!

/ Netherlands

Anyway, I finally get my act together and decide to grab a coffee at this little café on the Markt. It’s called De Weesper, I think? Super cozy vibe. I order a cappuccino, and the barista is all smiles. I’m like, “This is nice.” But then, I spill half of it on my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been in a coffee fight.

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