Maeve Woenselse Heide Whore ❤️

About Nijmegen

So, “whore”—oldest job in the book, yeah? Been around since humans figured fuckin’ pays better than huntin’. Little known fact—ancient Babylon, they had sacred whores, priestesses bangin’ for the gods! How’s that for a career pivot? Makes me chuckle—imagine tellin’ yer ma, “I’m off to temple, gonna fuck for Ishtar!” Wild, right? Gets me all giddy thinkin’ bout it—religion and sex, tangled like lovers in a tent.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Iedereen die in de woenselseHeide woont kan en mag lid worden. de leden van deze groep hebben tegen gestemd dat ex bewoners of kinderen waarvan de ouders hier nog wel wonen, .

I rush back to my place, and on the way, I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made her day!”