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Now, I ain’t no prude, good heavens no! Used to hear whispers, y’know, back in Eton days, lads braggin’ about some secret brothel in Soho, proper clandestine stuff. Made me chuckle, it did – all that bravado, probly never even went! Little known fact, right, there’s this joint in Amsterdam, been runnin’ since the 1600s, can you believe it? Older than me nan’s fruitcake recipe, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Called De Wallen, I think – sounds like a posh wine, but nah, it’s wall-to-wall naughtiness.

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This stunning single storey presents beautiful multiple living and dining spaces and a perfect backyard space, great for entertaining guests! Boasting four.

After a solid half hour of chaos, I finally catch the last one. I’m feelin’ like a hero, right? But then, I step in something. Yup, you guessed it. Rat poop. Ugh! I’m gagging, but I can’t let the lady see me like this. So, I just smile and say, “All good now!”