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So, I’m strolling down the Dijkstraat, right? Just vibin’ with my coffee, feeling all artsy. Zierikzee’s got this old-school charm, with those cute brick buildings and canals everywhere. I mean, who doesn’t love a good canal? But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. Coffee goes flying. I’m like, “Great, just great!”

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