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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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So, I’m in the park, and it’s gorgeous. People are picnicking, dogs are running around, and I’m just soaking it all in. I sit down on a bench, and this cute dog comes up to me. I’m petting him, and he’s loving it. Then, his owner comes over, and it’s this super chill guy. We start chatting about life, and he tells me about this hidden gem of a bar on Zeedijk. I’m like, “Dude, I’m so there!”

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