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Sometimes I wonder—why’s it taboo? Gets me all Sith-ragey. People judgin’, missin’ out—dumbasses. It’s chill, relaxin’, not just sexy-time. “The jungle hides many secrets.” Like *Uncle Boonmee*, it’s layers, bro—peel ‘em back. Oh, typos? Screw it—erotic-massgae, massag, whatever. You get me. Best part? That tingle—ooh, Force-level goosebumps. Worst? When they rush—lame as a stormtrooper’s aim. Try it, dude—trust your ol’ dad! *Heavy breathing*

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from that little café on Noorderhaven. You know the one? The one with the weird art on the walls. I swear, some of that stuff looks like a toddler’s finger painting. But hey, caffeine is caffeine, right?

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