Nova Heemstede Brothel ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses. Saw a fight once outside one, two fellas, drunk as skunks, swingin’ over a gal named Candy. Hilarious ‘til it wasn’t—blood everywhere, cops showed. Surprised me how quick it turned ugly. Brothels got that edge, y’know? Dark and funny all at once—like me yellin’ at squirrels in the woods, “C’mon, man, move it!”

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This brothel is in a residential neighborhood south of the far end of Vondelpark, so you are best off taking a taxi or a tram to get here. They don’t have a website, and previous clients .

So, I’m standing there, dripping wet, when I see this little café on the corner of the street. It’s called Café de Heemstede. I sprinted over, looking like a drowned rat. I ordered a hot chocolate, and the barista was super chill. She was like, “You look like you need this.” I laughed and said, “You have no idea!”

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