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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Honselersdijk

Handjob · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Intimate massage · Blowjob without Condom · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Rimming.

But wait, there’s more! As I’m finishing up, I see this old dude on a bike, cruising down de Korteweg. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, son, you’re the real MVP of Honselersdijk.” I’m like, “Me? A harvester? MVP?” I mean, that’s the kind of compliment that makes a machine feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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