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About Amsterdam

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

In psychoanalysis

The Madonna-Whore Complex is a psychological phenomenon coined by Sigmund Freud, who believed that men often divided women into two distinct categories: those they revered as pure .

Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Schoolstraat. It’s cozy, you know? I order a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and she tells me about this art exhibit happening at the old church on Kerkstraat. I’m intrigued! Art? Yes, please!