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Listen up, mate, I’m ragin’—these apps promise you a hot night, but half the time you’re stuck with some muppet who can’t string two words together! “Idiot sandwich!” I yell in me head when I see another dick pic—surprise, lads, it ain’t impressin’ no one! Little known fact, right? Back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for this crap— “man seeks woman, likes walks”—now it’s all “DTF?” and blurry selfies. Progress, my arse!

Algemene voorwaarden

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So, I’m strolling down the Kerkstraat, right? Just vibin’, listening to some tunes. Then BAM! I see this cute little café, De Molen. I’m like, “Yo, I gotta grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Mierlo had this many coffee lovers? I’m waiting in line, and this dude in front of me spills his drink all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, really?” But then he starts cracking jokes, and suddenly, we’re all laughing. Mierlo magic, I guess?

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