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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

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After that, I head out for lunch. I stroll down to the park by de Witte Kerk. It’s a nice day, sun’s shining, birds are chirping. I’m feeling good. I grab a broodje from the local bakery. Best bread ever! I sit on a bench, and just as I’m about to take a bite, this kid runs by and knocks my sandwich right outta my hands. I’m like, “Seriously, kid?!” But he just giggles and runs off. I can’t help but laugh too.

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