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Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-dating’s like “Finding Nemo,” ‘cept ain’t nobody lost, they just horny! “Just keep swimming,” they say, swipin’ through profiles like it’s a dang race. I get happy seein’ folks ownin’ it, livin’ free—good for y’all! But lordy, it ticks me off when creeps slide in, lyin’ ‘bout who they are. Surprised me too—stats say 1 in 5 hookups from these apps turn into somethin’ real. Who’da thunk it?

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Later, I decide to chill by the canal. The view is stunning, right? I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in, when I spot a couple of ducks. They’re quacking like they own the place. I’m thinking, “Man, these ducks have it made.”