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Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

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First off, I’m rollin’ into Stein, and I’m like, “What’s up with all these houses?” I mean, I’m used to the great outdoors, not this concrete jungle. I parked my truck on the Hoofdstraat, and wow, it was packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I thought I was in a bee hive.

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