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Sarky bit—half these “masseuses” dunno a knot from their arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather a Wildling claw me than some perfumed prat. Oh, and the moans—gods, the noises folk make! Like a brothel’s backroom, hilarious til yer the one groanin’. Informative, yeah? Try it, but pick yer poison careful—or it’s *me* you’ll answer to. “Power is power,” and I ain’t sharin’ mine with a shite massage!

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a stockbroker in Tilburg is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I wake up, right? It’s like 6 AM, and I’m already thinking about the markets. I grab my coffee from that little café on Heuvelstraat. You know the one? The one with the weird art on the walls. I’m like, “Great, let’s do this!”

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