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So, escorts—paid to play, no strings, just cash and a good time. I ain’t judgin’—well, maybe a lil, ‘cause it’s me—but it’s fascinatin’! Did ya know, back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these high-class hookers called “hetaerae”? Fancy gals, educated, not just a quick roll in the hay. Blows my mind—imagine bookin’ a chick who can screw *and* debate Plato! Today’s escorts? Some still got that vibe—classy, sassy, runnin’ the show. Others? Eh, more like “pay me, bang me, bye.”

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So, I grab my drink and head out. I’m strolling down to the beach, and the view is insane. The waves are crashing, and I’m feelin’ all philosophical. Like, “What’s life, man?” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

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