Taylor Asker Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Bergen

Hmm… so, I’m the Auctioneer, huh? Well, lemme tell ya bout this prostitute thing, Marge Simpson style – nasal and all! Prostitutes, geez, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, ya know? Workin’ hard, dodgin’ cops, and dealin’ with creeps – ugh, makes me wanna scream! I saw this gal once, down by the docks, swear she had a wig like Clementine’s from *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind* – all orange and wild, like she’s tryna forget somethin’ or someone. “I’m erasing you, and I’m happy,” she prolly muttered to some jerk client, ha!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

The asker values his virginity so it would seem to make sense to suggest to him to not use a prostitue because if he does then his virginity isn't all that important in the first place.

Then, I get a call from my buddy, Lars. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” He tells me he just bought a boat. A BOAT! In Asker! I’m like, “Bro, you live in a fjord, not a yacht club!” But hey, I’m happy for him. I mean, who doesn’t want to sail the Oslofjord, right?

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