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About Bergen

*raspy dual voice* My precious! So, findin’ a prostitute, eh? Slimy streets, dark corners – that’s where they lurk, yesss. Me, a charcoal burner, sniffin’ smoke all day, I knows the shadows. Saw one lass, all dolled up, near the docks last week – fishy smell, but her smile? Oh, it lit me up like Joy from *Inside Out*! “We’re makin’ memories, precious!” I says to meself, gigglin’ like a mad hobbit.

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The race kicks off, and it’s wild! Horses are flyin’, people are shoutin’, and I’m just prayin’ for a miracle. And guess what? Lightning Bolt actually pulls through! I’m jumpin’ up and down, high-fivin’ Lars like we just won the lottery.

Mailbag: Pat Forde fanboys rise to defend (NSFW) their guy’s Tony Bennett hit job