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So, sex-dating—swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings, right? Pfft, mortals, you’re adorable. I’ve seen Asgardian orgies with less drama. It’s like Tinder’s a battlefield—dudes flexin’ gym pics, gals droppin’ thirst traps, everyone actin’ like they’re Thor-level hot. Spoiler: most ain’t. I cackle every time some loser brags “I’m 8 inches” in his bio—mate, I’ve got mischief magic, I *know* you’re lyin’. Little-known fact: back in 2018, some app crunched numbers—75% of guys get ghosted after the first bang. Brutal, yeah? Made me smirk, but also—ouch, humans, why you so flaky?

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So, we’re goin’ through the bets for the day, and I’m feelin’ pretty good. The sun’s shinin’, and I’m thinkin’ maybe I’ll hit the beach later. But then, the phone rings. It’s a customer, and he’s furious. Apparently, I messed up his bet. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a game!” But he’s not havin’ it. I can feel my blood boilin’.

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