Aaliyah Hammerfest Brothel ❤️

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So, brothels—dodgy as hell, right? Been around forever, tho. Fun fact—ancient Rome had ‘em legal! Called ‘em lupanars, fancy that shit. Stank of sweat and desperation, probly. Kinda like my kitchen when the sous chef fucks up. Gets me ragin’—how’s this still a thing? Modern day slavery, mate, no cap. “My dignity will not be broken,” they’d say in the flick. But brothel life? Dignity’s out the window, smashed.

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So, I’m on my way to a job on Strandgata. I got this client, right? Super picky. Like, “I want my shelves to be made from the finest wood, but also, can you make them look rustic?” Ugh, I mean, what does that even mean? Rustic? Just say you want it to look like it’s been through a zombie apocalypse! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ I’ll grab a coffee at the local café, you know, the one by the harbor.

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