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Me, I get riled up bout the hypocrisy. Folks judgin’ the workers but sneakin in at night. Makes me madder than a wet hen! Seen it too many times—people actin high and mighty, then bam, caught with their pants down. Reminds me of *Melancholia*—that line, “All I know is life on Earth is all we got.” Brothel’s the same—folks chasin what they got left, good or bad.

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First off, I hit the streets of Hammerfest, right? I’m cruisin’ down Storgata, feelin’ good, whistlin’ a tune. The sun’s out, and it’s actually warm for once. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hammerfest! We’re talkin’ about the northernmost town in the world, and it’s usually colder than a polar bear’s toenails. But today? Today was different.

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