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Oi mate, sex-dating, right? It’s a bloody minefield! I’m sat here, Assistant Secretary, yeah, reckonin’ I’ve cracked it. Like, you’re chattin’ someone up online, thinkin’ you’re the dogs bollocks, then bam – ghosted! Makes me wanna scream, "She’s not a writer, she’s a fraud!" like in *Certified Copy*. That film, my fave, hits deep – all that fake-it-till-you-make-it vibe. Sex-dating’s the same, innit? Everyone’s playin’ a role, puttin’ on a mask.

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But as I’m walkin’, I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude’s like the king of the seagulls. He’s strutting around like he owns the place. I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you’re not the mayor of Hammerfest!” And then, outta nowhere, he swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, I’m a carpenter, not a bird feeder!

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