Olivia Haugesund Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m in some dodgy bar, martini in hand, watchin’ this gal work the room. She’s a pro, a real whore in the old-school sense—bold, brassy, takin’ no shit. Reminds me of that line, “I follow the scent.” She’s got that pull, y’know? Draws ‘em in like moths. I ain’t mad—respect, honestly. Takes guts to hustle like that. Back in ‘67, they busted this dame in London—Mary the Whore, they called her. Ran a whole spy ring outta her bed! True story, mate, look it up. MI6 was pissed, but I reckon she deserved a bloody medal.

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I duck into a shop to escape the rain. It’s this quirky little place called “Haugesund Håndverk.” They sell all these handmade crafts. I’m browsing, and I see this ridiculous troll figurine. I can’t help it—I start laughing. It’s so ugly, it’s kinda cute? I buy it, obviously. Gotta have a conversation starter, right?

Norwegian International Film Festival Haugesund winners include Italian hit ‘There’s Still Tomorrow’