Valentina Haugesund Whore ❤️

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What gets me ragin tho – she hogs the mic! Open mic night, I’m there with me acoustic, ready to pour my soul out, and whore’s hoggin it, wailin bout some lad who ghosted her. We hates it! I’m fumin, tappin my foot, thinkin, “Immediate family’s all I got” – stuck waitin like Royal waitin for his kids to care. Selfish cow, mate, proper diva.

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Then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the pub later.” I’m down! But first, I gotta check out the view from the top of Steinsfjellet. It’s a hike, but totally worth it. The view of the fjord is insane! I’m standing there, feeling on top of the world. Then, I realize I’m late for the pub. Classic me, always losing track of time.

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