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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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Then, I hit up the market on Torget. It’s packed! I’m tryin’ to get some fresh veggies for my stew. I’m all about that healthy life, ya know? But these folks are pushin’ and shovin’. I’m like, “Chill, people! It’s just carrots!” I finally snag some, but then I see this old lady drop her bag. I rush over to help, and she’s like, “Thank you, young man!” I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec.

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