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Little secret, yeah—back in ‘04, when that movie dropped, I was bangin’ planks, not birds. Mate o’ mine shagged a girl in a shed, said the splinters were worth it. Sex-dating now? It’s sheds on steroids—everyone’s at it! Surprised me, bruv, how many blokes send dick pics. What’s that about? “You’re so beautiful it hurts,” Jesse says in the film—meanwhile, I’m dodgin’ blurry cocks on me screen.

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After that, I needed a breather. So I headed to the beach at Bystranda. It’s beautiful there, man. Soft sand, clear water. I plopped down, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief decides I’m his buffet. I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But he just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Rude!

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