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About Bergen

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whore, right? Like, what’s the deal with that word? It’s tossed around, flung like some cheap prop in a bad play, and I’m over here, as an Art Director—neurotic as hell, Larry David style—goin’, “Pretty, pretty good!” but also, what’s the vibe? I mean, it’s loaded, it’s messy, it’s got history—like *Before Sunset*, ya know? That movie’s my jam, that slow-burn romance, Celine and Jesse wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ ‘bout love, life, and all the crap in between. And I’m thinkin’, whore fits right in there, somehow, in that messy human stew.

Abonnement

Whore Norway, Cumshot on body (COB), Striptease/Lapdance, Blowjob without Condom, Striptease/Lapdance.

So, I’m standing there, drenched, and I see this old dude on a bike. He’s just pedaling away like it’s a sunny day. I’m like, “Dude, are you for real?” He just grins and shouts, “It’s just water!” I mean, okay, Mr. Positive, but I’m not a duck!

This wild backcountry ski area, six hours from the Twin Cities, is not for beginners — and that's the point