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Here’s the deal, I tried it once—oh man, lemme tell ya! This gal, she’s kneadin’ my shoulders, whisperin’ real soft, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no country for old men!” I’m damn near 80, creakin’ like a rusty gate, but them hands? Made me feel 20 again! Got me happy as a kid with ice cream—until she hit a knot in my back. Ouch! I yelled, “What in tarnation?!” She just laughs, says, “Joe, you’re tense as a coiled rattler!” Tension’s the killer, folks—like Anton Chigurh stalkin’ ya with that air gun.

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But then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s hit the pub later!” And I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I head back down, and on my way, I trip over a rock. Classic. I’m laughing at myself, but also kinda mad. Like, why can’t I just walk like a normal person?

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