Mila Notodden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tromso

Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all rosy. Some whores, they’re stuck, trapped like Larry with his damn divorce papers. “What have I done to deserve this?” they’d cry, and I’d wanna smite the bastards who put ‘em there. Makes my blood boil, it does! But others? They’re free as a wizard roamin’ Middle-earth, takin’ no shit, livin’ loud. That’s the kicker—whores got layers, mate, like a dodgy onion.

Etymology and terminology

Use of the word whore is widely considered pejorative, especially in its modern slang form of ho. In Germany, however, most prostitutes' organizations deliberately use the word Hure (whore) Missing: Notodden.

So, I’m cuttin’ the glass, and it’s goin’ smooth. Then, outta nowhere, I drop it. CRASH! Glass everywhere. I’m like, “Noooo!” The lady gasps, and I’m just standin’ there, feelin’ like a total idiot. I mean, who drops glass? Me, apparently. I clean it up, but I’m still feelin’ that sting of embarrassment.

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