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Sometimes it’s funny, dough. Dis one guy I heard about, he’s gettin’ massaged, falls asleep, starts snorin’ like a damn bear! Masseuse is like, “What da hell?” Total mood-killer, hah! I’d be like, “Wake up, ya wimp, dis ain’t nap time!” But me? I love it—gets da blood pumpin’, makes me feel alive, like I could lift a truck! Ya gotta try it, pal—don’t be a sissy! It’s not just rubbin’, it’s an art, like cookin’ in dat movie— “You must be imaginative, bold!”

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I start strummin’ my latest jam, and the crowd’s vibin’. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my head! I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, but inside I’m freakin’ out. I mean, c’mon, Saeveland! Can’t a musician catch a break? I shake it off, and the crowd’s crackin’ up. I finish the song, and they go wild. Best moment ever!

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