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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—total flop! Matched with this chick, thought she liked my beard. Nope! She’s all, “Send pics… lower.” I’m like, “Of my boots?!” Got ghosted faster than a jellyfish stingin’ my butt! Pissed me off, man—why so rushy? But then, this dude told me a secret: back in 2010, sex-dating sites had, like, fake profiles run by bots! Sneaky, huh? Made me giggle—imagine flirtin’ with a robot, “Beep-boop, u sexy!”

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After that, I hit up a café on St. Olavs gate. Best coffee ever! I order a cinnamon bun, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sitting there, thinking, “Okay, maybe today isn’t so bad.” But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about the soil samples.” Ugh, can’t a guy catch a break?

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