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Ever try it with jazz playin’? Total vibe, like, whoa, I’m floatin’! Pro tip: don’t fart mid-session, kills the mood—D’oh! Once heard this dude in LA invented a “tantric twist”—lasts HOURS. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d buy it! Gets ya all tingly, like eatin’ too many Krusty Krabbers.

Ciela ~ Tantric Artist & Bodyworker

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Then, the surprise of the day hits. A couple walks in, and they’re like, “We’ve got a rare Viking artifact!” I’m thinking, “Yeah, right.” But they pull out this legit piece, and my jaw drops. I mean, this thing is older than my grandma! The crowd goes wild. Bidding goes through the roof. I’m just standing there, trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m freaking out.

Kristoffer Sortland