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But lemme tell ya, some parlors—shady! Got mad once, real mad. Guy offered me "extra"—what’s that, huh? I’m Donald freakin’ Trump, I don’t pay for that! Laughed my ass off tho, hilarious. “Are you listening to yourself?” I said—straight outta "Boyhood." Sarcasm, baby, I got it. Sexual-massage ain’t just horny stuff, nah. It’s therapy, big-time therapy. Muscles all tight? Boom, fixed. Surprised me how good it felt—shocked, really. Thought in my head: “Why not daily?” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s yuge.

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First off, I head down to the main street, Storgata. It’s like the heart of Sortland, ya know? Cute little shops, cafes, and that bakery that smells like heaven. I grab a coffee from Kaffebrenneriet. Best brew in town, no cap. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great, now I look like a walking coffee stain.”

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