Elizabeth Stavern Brothel ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! Picture me, Fran Drescher, nasally as hell, sittin’ by the pool, lifeguard whistle danglin’, thinkin’ ‘bout those shady joints. “Shame” is my fave flick, ya know, that Steve McQueen masterpiece—Brandon’s all tortured, sexed-up, and lost, right? Kinda reminds me of brothel vibes. So, here’s the dish, dollface—brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re like… history lessons with a side of sin! Back in the 1800s, them Wild West gals ran the show—madams with guts, makin’ bank while fellas drooled. I’m talkin’ real power moves, not just skimpy skirts and cheap perfume.

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I start taking bets, and this one guy—let’s call him “Mr. Yelling”—comes in. He’s all like, “I’m betting my life savings on this team!” I’m thinking, “Dude, chill. It’s just a game.” But he’s not having it. He’s pacing around like he’s in a boxing ring. I swear, I thought he was gonna throw a punch at me.

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