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Lightbulb! It’s all bout control, ya? Like Dodd sayin’, “Man is not an animal!” But oh, sexual-massage makes ya feel like one—growlin’, sweatin’, all primal-like. Ain’t just horny vibes, tho—dere’s history! Old Chinese emperors got dis stuff, concubines trained for YEARS, twistin’ fingers like kung-fu pros. Blows my mind, dese ancient pervs knew what’s up. Ever try it? Legs shakin’, ya can’t walk straight—hilarious, like minions stumblin’ after banana hooch.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Lars. He’s at the beach, sending me pics of him chilling with a beer. I’m like, “Lars, you’re killing me!” But then I remember, it’s Stavern. The beach is just a stone’s throw away. I could be there, soaking up the sun instead of dealing with Mr. Yelling.

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