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Oh, oh! Little story—heard ‘bout this escort in Vegas, called herself “Shosanna” (Tarantino nod, duh!). Wore red dresses, smoked fancy cigs, and had clients beggin’ like Hans Landa for one more hour. “That’s a bingo!” she’d say, countin’ cash. Total legend. Bet she’d tell me, “SpongeBob, you’re too square for this gig!”—and I’d laugh ‘til me pants split!

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I went to her myself. Khushboo - a sorceress, gave me a glorious evening. I taxied to her once, a decent hut, a sexy girl, a great blowjob - very sensual.

Then, I spot this girl on the dance floor. She’s got moves, man! I mean, she’s busting out some serious stuff. I’m thinking, “Wow, she’s got more rhythm than a Norwegian folk dance!” But then, her boyfriend shows up, and he’s not happy. He’s all like, “Who’s that guy?” pointing at me. I’m just standing there, arms crossed, like, “Dude, I’m just here to keep the peace.”

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