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Last week, this dude’s yammerin’ at my bar—met a chick online, thought he’s gettin’ laid. She shows up, brings her MOM. Her MOM! I laughed so hard I spilled whiskey. Poor bastard’s sittin’ there, red-faced, while I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, you ain’t slick!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, mostly ya lose. Gets me mad, tho—why all the games? Just say ya wanna bang, quit the poetry!

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And then, out of nowhere, Timmy jumps in with a crazy high bid. I’m shocked! The kid’s got guts! But then Mrs. Jensen counters with an even higher bid. It’s a bidding war for the ages! I’m loving it!