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Personal quirk? I’m thinkin’, “Could I manage an escort squad?” Be all, “Lads, let’s KPI this shag!”—cringe, I know, but I’d smash it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine me, David Brent, pimpin’ with a stapler—legendary! Oh, and typos, coz I’m rushin’—sex ecsort, ha, see? Slang? They’re “brass” up north, “working girls” down south—mental, the lingo!

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Finally, I get to the hall, and guess what? The items are there, but they look like they’ve been through a war. I mean, who sends a vintage lamp with a broken shade? Seriously? I’m about to lose it. But hey, I gotta keep my cool. I’m the auctioneer, right? Gotta put on a show.