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So I’m scrollin’ Tinder, right? See this dude—profile says “6’5, loves trout”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, fish guy! Turns out, he’s 5’2 and allergic to seafood. Catfished me good—made me angry as hell! Billionaires runnin’ these apps don’t care—makin’ bank off our lonely hearts. Swipe, swipe, swipe—half these profiles fake as a three-dollar bill. Little fact for ya—back in ’90s, folks used “personals” in newspapers for this crap. No pics, just vibes—way less BS!

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Anyway, I get to the driving school, and my first student is this kid named Lars. Nice kid, but he’s got the attention span of a goldfish. We hop in the car, and I’m trying to explain the basics. “Lars, you gotta check your mirrors!” But he’s just staring at the window, watching some pigeons. I’m like, “Bro, focus! The pigeons aren’t gonna drive for you!”

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