Elise Tromso Brothel ❤️

About Bergen

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout brothel! I’m sittin’ here, Master of the Forest, watchin’ them trees sway like they whisperin’ secrets, and I’m thinkin’—brothel’s like that dang folk song from *Inside Llewyn Davis*, “Hang me, oh hang me!”—runnin’ round in circles, never gettin’ nowhere! Now, I ain’t judgin’, honey, but them brothels? Ooo-wee, they a hot mess of sin and sass! Got them girls struttin’ like they own the joint, and them fellas droppin’ coins faster than a raccoon in a trashcan!

Planifica tu viaje a Tromso paso a paso

Tromsø is in Norway, it's illegal to alter dogs there since He's just got them in "I'm being very docile!" mode.

Next, I decide to check out the Arctic Cathedral. It’s this stunning piece of architecture. I mean, it looks like an ice cube melted into a church. I’m standing there, taking pics, feeling all artsy. But then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, it’s a bunch of tourists arguing about who gets to take the best selfie. I’m like, “Guys, it’s a church, not a runway!”

Adventurous Britons head into the cold, dark night for a holiday