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Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all roses—some parlors be dodgy, all “pay up front” an’ no finesse, leavin’ ye madder’n a soaked parrot. But when it’s good? Blimey, it’s like findin’ treasure without a map! Me fave bit? When they hit that spot—ye know the one—an’ ye’re groanin’, “Ofelia, don’t stop!”—wait, nay, that’s the movie talkin’, ha! Point is, it’s a bloody marvel, an’ I’m half-tempted to make it me new trade—Cap’n Jack, Massage Pirate, savvy?

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Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

So I pull over by the harbor, you know, where all the fishing boats chill. The smell of the sea hits me, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.” But then I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to haul in a net. He’s strugglin’ like he’s wrestlin’ a bear or somethin’. I rush over, help him out, and he’s all grateful, sayin’ I’m a “real good lad.” Made me feel all warm inside, ya know?

The Norwegian town of Vadso where white reindeer are sacred