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So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

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So, I start cuttin’ and packin’, and the customers start rollin’ in. First up is old Mrs. Hansen from down the street. She’s a regular, bless her heart. Always wants the best cuts for her Sunday dinner. I swear, she could talk the ear off a turnip. But today, she’s got this wild story about a moose sighting on Håkon den Godes gate. I’m like, “Really, Mrs. Hansen? A moose?” But she’s dead serious.

Leonard Cohen, Judy Collins Duet in 1967